Im here, now what?

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:35 am

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Mugue » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:19 pm

Oh My...! :lol:
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:59 pm

A young bloke takes his new girlfriend back to her home and they start kissing at the front door. Emotions start getting high and he suggest they go further and have sex. She agrees but warns him to be quiet so as not to awaken her dad who is a real old fashioned guy. They start lovemaking on the settee but he suddenly tells her he need to go to the loo. She say ‘No the toilet is opposite my dad’s room he will kill you if he even finds you indoors’. The guy insists he can’t wait so she tells him to use the kitchen sink and turn the tap on slowly so as not to make a noise. After a while he puts his head round the door and says
‘Have you got any toilet paper?’
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:29 am

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Bandy » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:22 am

[groan...]
Lest we forget...
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Per » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:38 pm

:lol:
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Bandy » Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:42 pm

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Haashashin » Thu Mar 23, 2017 6:58 pm

try it yourself...

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:35 pm

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:22 pm

I really thought that being an army sniper would be a great job, but in fact it's a bit hit and miss
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