Im here, now what?

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:27 pm

The Selfless Irish

The Irish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellow man.
Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our long flight.”
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:59 am

Youngest Son: Dad,whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? . Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? . Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity . Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? . Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy . Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million? . Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! . Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionares but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard !
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Mugue » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:33 pm

:lol:
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Semispud » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:17 am

:lol: and a :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: from my wife. :grin:
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_DerHesse70 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:49 am

"They say that just before you die, your whole life flashes in front of you. Make sure it is worth watching."
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_MrWolf » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:14 am

lol ...
ALWAYS BE YOURSELF! UNLESS YOU CAN BE BATMAN. THEN ALWAYS BE BATMAN.
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Blackrat » Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:26 pm

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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Bandy » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:58 am

I suppose it depends on your perspective; some guys are assmen.

I bet Vorli has one of those, he has everything sim-related. :lol:
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Bandy » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:02 am

Reminds me of joke I heard once from a former military type, but can't quite remember how it went. Something about new recruits lined up waiting for their entry physical and advice being passed down the line, "just make sure the doctor only has one hand on your hip...".
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