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Postby SYN_Vander » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:26 pm dream is to have one of these and make a cruise over some tropical islands. :grin:
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Re: Im here, now what?

Postby SYN_Bandy » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:53 pm

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor, "Dactor, it's me rear end. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there's a 20 quid note lodged up here!"

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a tenner appeared. "This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?."

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man," shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another etc...

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"

The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "1990 exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be roit amount. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

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